((yes there was a big typo when it went out. The newsletter said JUNE when it should have said JULY. That's what I get for doing these things at 2 in the morning
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Kingdom of the Golden Horn :: June Newsletter
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(( Because of complaints about graphics, all graphics are added at the end of the this newsletter))
Greetings One and all! I hope that this newsletter finds you all well. There is a lot of things that happened in the last month so read carefully!
First of all, congratulations to all those who have defended our lands with such bravery and vigor. Our prayers go out to the families who have lost loved ones in this recent battle.
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Please welcome our newest members
Nicolae Trevarth (He bears a cross) - Clerics
Lady Cathia (ladycathia) - Lady of the court
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There were a lot of birthday's since the last newsletter came out! Happy day to the following people
Lane (xfr0mashesx) - May 27th
Rayna (W Queen Rayna W) - June 15th
David (xxdavidzullenxx) - June 17th
Demettri (DemettriTepes) - June 18th
Astaroth - June 22cd
Amina (Horned Beauty) - July 5th
Spyder - July 10th
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Congratulations to Demettri (DemettriTepes) and Silma (elementaldreamds) who bonded on June 7th
Congratulations to Lasher Derilict and Celesse Deialaan who were wed on June 2cd
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Congradulations to Elizabeth Rose Drake & Liadon McCray whom are now the proud parents of Serena Raven McCray - On June 3, 2008
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Congratulations to Queen Sven Bereou of Meztrailov who is with child
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Hello Traveler..
Ever find your self wandering the wilds of Kencha keep and Krisston Plass?
Well why not climb the old Hang mans hill..
And if you do decide to climb said hill..
Why not stop by " The Axemans Mark Inne" and put your neck on the line.
Owned by Demettri Tepes
This once old church used to take the last confessions of the convicted..
Now is a joyful place where one may meet friends ..drink and eat and be merry..
So come friend to the Axemans mark and please leave your dog friends at home
Mr B. A. P. O. Bones does not take to kindly to missing body parts..
Welcome - The AxeMans Mark
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10 Ways to improve your health -- ((THIS IS FOR MUNS TOO!))
1) Evaluate your current condition
If it's been a while since you've seen your doctor/healer schedule an appointment for a routine physical exam. Discuss your health concerns and goals family medical history and risk factors for chronic illness. Formulate a plan with your doctor to optimize physical, mental and emotional health.
2) Clean your kitchen!
A healthier diet and lifestyle starts in the kitchen. Cooking your own food allows you to choose ingredients and methods of food preparation imposing quality control that isn't possible when eatting out. clean out your cuboards, panty and any other storage space. Eliminate prepackaged food and anything rotten.
3) Exercise everyday
Regular physical exercise reduces the risk of chronic illness,lowers depression, and increases stamina. Exercise doesn't have to take place in a battle circle (or in a gym) as long as the key components re there, Aerobic exercise, strengthening exercise and stretching.
4) Eat more veggies
A vegetable diet is important for good digestion and disease prevention. In most cases one half cup equals to one serving, but when it comes to green leafy vegetables like lettuce count one cup as one serving. (Yes, planting a vegetable garden does count as exercise! )
5) Take a steam or sauna
Increase circulation and detoxification with a weekly visit to a steam room, sauna or hot spring. Not only will it help relax the muscles but it's good for your skin and hair too!
6) Relax
Counter stress by incorporating relaxation into your daily schedule. Yoga, tai chi and qi gong are good choices that offer health benefits as well. Even easier are meditation, and breathing exercises
7) Sleep better
Good sleep is critical for good health. lack of sufficient sleep can be associated with high blood pressure, overweight ness and depression. Sleep depravation also increases stress and is bad for the heart. To get a good night sleep evaluate your mattress and pillows for comfort and support and replace them when needed. Make sure your sleeping in an environment that is peaceful as possible so to avoid waking up in the middle of the night.
8) Drink more tea
Staying hydrated with teas that are full of goodness helps relaxes the body. Drink them hot or cold several times a day.
9) Be around people
This may be a shocker for many of you wall flowers but being around people helps reduce stress. Helps make people feel better as well.
10) HAVE FUN
Spending time doing things that you love is good for you. When you are happy your whole body feels better.
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"Read these out loud, have them put in the next newsletter, do with them as ye like. i just thought ye might enjoy reading them. -A"
Dragon Seen Near Baldur's Gate!
For three days, a Great Blue dragon sat on a mountain perch on the outskirts of Baldur's Gate, Thursday through Saturday. The Watch debated for some time whether to attempt to make it leave. But they soon decided to leave it alone as the dragon showed it would not harm the city by simply sitting, watching, and then flying away, leaving no clue as to what the beast was looking for.
Nesme Saved by 'Traveling Sage'!
In the early morning hours of Sunday, the town of Nesme told of a young, red-eyed man with black hair who came wandering into town. "His dress was quite regal. A wizard, I would say, if not a lord", said one man. Nesme had been recently having trouble with raids from a nearby encampment of hobgoblins, and were ready to storm into their midst and fight them off. But the young man, who let himself be known only as 'The Traveling Sage', offered to negotiate for the town, and, holding a strange black-and-green blade, strode into the encampment. Not twenty minutes later, a great clatter and shouts came from the hobgoblin camp, and the 'Traveling Sage' was sure to be dead. Yet we were wrong; flames rose high into the sky, and the shouts of the goblinkin reached our ears. Any hobgoblins that escaped the fires, flashes of lights, and surges of power and noise were quickly cut down, not ten feet from the encampment, seemingly by invisible scythes. The carnage lasted all throughout the night, and early Monday morning, the townsmen crept cautiously into the hobgoblin camp, to find them all dead, along with the scars and signs of terrifying battle magic, and, even better, all of their stolen valuables, and more, unharmed. And high over the encampment, traced into the sky with dark blue sparkling lights, were the words: "I NEGOTIATED."
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From the Office of the Navy, Isle de Mora, Kingdom of Golden Horn.
From the Logs of Commodore Briana Crux and the Seawind
It was a normal day for Briana’s crew. They sailed around the islands, scooping up the remains of dead orcs from the battle. Briana, with her arm in a sling was unable to steer the boat herself so she left it to one of her deck hands. The sun shone down on the ship and caused its steel pieces to shine like diamonds.
The day was slow, nothing to report thankfully. So she stood at the front of her ship and looked down at the playing dolphins. They even seemed to be celebrating the victory, but no Briana. Instead she was already preparing to fight again. Fighting and drinking it had been her escape lately. Piero had left her alone with the twins again and she was losing hope in ever having a normal life with him.
Her dark green eyes peered down at the ring that hung around her neck, a sign that she was starting to let go of her own hopes and dreams and see reality as it was. She had the urge to rip it from its chain and through it into the ocean but instead she tucked it back between her breasts with a stubborn growl. Her hand pushed off the rail as she turned and barked some orders to increase speed.
As the boat picked up and looked back down into the ocean and the dolphins continued to race her, calling up in gleeful cackles. She rolled her eyes and let her good hand slide through her thick salty brown curls, ~damn animals~ she thought as she looked to the horizon. Then back to her crew. ~I could disappear… I could disappear into this ocean and never be found..~ the thought brought a grim smile to her face. That would teach people to abandon her! ~hmph~
As she reached to lift a bottle of rum to her lips, the boat suddenly lurched to the side causing even Briana to fall onto the side of her bad arm. She hit the wooden deck with a painful howl and rolled over on her back only to see a large wave rolling over her and within the second it came smashing down onto her frame. Slowly the water started to clear and she sat up with a couch and a snort. She could breathe water but that didn’t mean she couldn’t also choke on it. She spit salt water from her mouth and quickly swiped her hair away from her face.
“Leviathan! Leviathan!” The women crew started to shout and as Briana’s small gills opened to from the water she was able to hear the loud, snake like hiss below the boat. Briana leapt to her feet as fast as her good arm could pull her up and she ran to the edge of the deck.
At the edge a huge water dragon circled around the ship, forcing the Seawind to a halt. Its blue scales glittered like jewels and its nostrils snorted water away from its head like a whale breathing through a blowhole. Slowly, its massive head lifted from the water, a slow hiss fanning through its gills. ~Well if it issssn’t the Sssseawind…~ the great monster hissed as it raised its head up as high as the Seawind’s main mast.
Briana clutched the rail with shaking hands as her head turned up to look at the Leviathan. She had seen this one before, this was THE Leviathan, the god of all sea creatures, and the one Poseidon often fought against from control of the seas. ~What are you doing here Leviathan? ~ She spouts out at him as she looked back at her crew who were all scrambling to get below deck.
Worthless.
~Well I was jusssst in the area when I noticccced a familiar ssssship.~ The snakes fanged mouth opened slightly as if it were trying to grin. ~Can I not sssstop jusssst so ssay hello? ~
~Ya always wan’ somethin’~. Briana spat back as she gained her confidence again. She had delt with this beast before. No, she could not best him in a fight on her own but if he wanted to fight her he would have don’t so already.
~Yess, of courssse.~ The snake pondered as his body curled to dive back into the water only to have his head come back around to the side of the ship. ~ To keep your Queen’s kingdom ssssafe what isss it you will do for meee Briana? ~
~Wha’ is it ya want?~ She grit her teeth, last time she had delt with Leviathan he had forced her to give up all the loot she had on board. ~Hurry it up, I gotta patrol ta finish~.
~Well…~ He hissed as he lowered his head to rest it gently on the ship’s deck. Slowly, the scales that sat within the water started to shimmer and slowly disappear, moving up the snake’s long body. Soon enough it shimmered up near its neck and then its head until a man stood in front of Briana.
Leviathan as a man was tall, well over 6 feet. He had long white hair and dark tan skin. His eyes were the same dark green as Briana’s. He stared at her with reptile pupils, dressed in the ocean blue robes of the gods. He lifted a hand to touch the tip of her chin, ~It’ss been awhile ssince I have had the company of a woman..~
Briana stared at him, unimpressed and her hand lifted and she smacked his away, ~I dun thin’ so. So slither your way back into the ocean. ~ She gave a sarcastic wave of her hand.
~If you want to keep your home sssafe, I would think again about your decisssssion. ~ He warned with a grin as he looked back towards Golden Horn which was just within sight of the Ship.
Briana looked with him and her teeth Clenched, she looked around her deck, it was empty, all the woman having retreated, ~Wha’ if I jus let ya git one o’ my girls?~ Her good arm rested on her hip.
~Why have one of them if I can have the ssssships Captain. ~ He said with a chuckle, ~Your room isss back here?~ He said as he went towards the Captain’s quarters. Briana stood her ground but then turned and dejectedly followed him
~Better make this quick too…. ~
A few hours later Briana emerged from the Cabin buckling up her pants and walking up to the front of the boat, barking orders at the women crew who had eventually made their way back above deck.
Yeah, all in a days work.
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Member of the Month
This months member of the month is the kingdoms Navy Commander Destiny!
Name: Admiral Destiny Proudwalker
Age: I'm a hundred and ten years old.
Height: I'm five feet, two inches tall.
Eye Color: They're a silvery gray. Which is rare for a unicorn to have
Favorite food: Oh, I LOVE Licorish
Favorite past time: Enjoying time with my children and grandchildren.
Favorite song: Pirate Bill and Squidly and An Paistin Fionn
Marital Status : Happily. Very VERY happily married. I am very very happily married to Admiral Lupe Proudwalker. Whom is also Third in Command of Golden Horn.
What's one thing that you've accomplished and feel great about?
Overcoming my fears in order to become the person I am today.
Name something funny that has happened to you:
Oh, when I was training to become a captain....I got the ship I was training on stuck in the sand pit.
What are some of your goals in life? To keep Lupe out of trouble...
What is an important thing you have learned in life? To not run from my fears.
who is one of your closest friends? Well, I'd have to name two. Lupe and Rayna.
Can you tell us an embarrassing story? Oh goddess. This is while I was still in the early times of being a captain. I was still getting used to being on a ship. I'm not sure if you were here then. My first ship was the Queen Rayna's Revenge. The biggest ship in the fleet at the time. I had forgotten to order the mooring ropes to be cast off and basically....Pulled half the pier with me as I set sail.Lupe gave the ship to me as a gift.
Where do you reside in the kingdom? I currently live in a villa on Mora with Lupe and our children
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# Birthday Wishes and announcements
If you have a Birthday Wish or anniversary wish or just want to say I love you send a scroll to Sieshuku (sieshukuelf) by the end of the month ((August 25th)) to be included in the next issue.
# Suggestions Comments Adding in
If you would like to suggest or even put in your two copper pieces send a scroll to Sieshuku ((sieshukuelf)) by the end of the month ((August 25th)) to be included in the next issue.